Campers

Customer: (sighing and murmuring under breath)

Sales Associate: DISSATISFIED WITH YOUR JOB? READY TO RIP YOUR HAIR OUT?

​Customer: HOW’D YOU KNOW?

Sales Associate: RATHER WALK ONTO THE NEAREST HIGHWAY, THAN GO TO WHAT YOU CONSIDER TO BE THE FIERY PITS OF HELL?

​Customer: GO ON.
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Sales Associate: THEN YOU NEED A USED 2013 JAYCO JAY SERIES 1007. THIS POP-UP CAMPING TRAILER CAN BE YOUR GETAWAY – AND YOUR COWORKER’S SAVIOR – FOR ONLY $7,495.

​Customer: KEEP TALKING.

​Sales Associate: THE BEST PART, YOU CAN EFFORTLESSLY HAUL IT BY ALMOST ANY CAR. PARK IT AT THE BEACH. PARK IT AT YOUR NEIGHBORS. PARK IT AT WORK, WHEN YOU’RE HAVING THAT I’M GOING TO STRANGLE MY COWORKERS MOMENT.

​Customer: WHAT IF I DON’T OWN A CAR?

​Sales Associate: THAN YOU'RE AT THE WRONG PLACE.

​Announcer: VISIT YOUR BOYER R.V. CENTER LOCATED AT 8495 PEACH ERIE, PA – BEFORE WALKING ONTO THAT FREEWAY. THERE’S MAGIC OUT THERE; LET BOYER RV CENTER HELP YOU FIND IT.

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