The Scary, Scary Night Sale

(SFX: ambient store sounds – beeping and chattering with low store music UP and UNDER)

Clerk: (happy and bubbly female) WELCOME TO GIANT EAGLE’S SCARY, SCARY NIGHT SALE.

Zombie: BRAAAAAAAAINS
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Clerk: FORTUNATELY, WE DON’T HAVE ANY BRAINS IN STOCK. HOW ABOUT A YORK PEPPERMINT PATTY – OR FIVE – OR A WHOLE BAG?
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Zombie: MINNNNNNNT?

Clerk: (holds nose while speaking) YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, MINT. MOST PACKAGED CANDIES ARE ON SALE; I ADVISE YOU TO GET SOME FOR YOUR – NEIGHBORHOOD BOYS AND GHOULS.

​Zombie: (SFX: crunching and chewing) MMMMMHHHHHHHHHHH, SAAAAALE.

Clerk: SOUNDS LIKE YOU FOUND WHAT YOU NEED. BY THE WAY, KILLER COSTUME.

​Zombie: CAAAANDDDY.

​Clerk: THAT’S NOT A COSTUME – IS IT?

​Zombie: BRAAAAAAINS.

​(SFX: ambient store sounds FADE OUT)

(SFX: crashing thunder)

​(MUSIC: eerie organ music plays UP and UNDER)

​(vampire accent) SHAMBLE INTO ONE OF YOUR LOCAL GIANT EAGLE LOCATIONS, AT ANY HOUR, TODAY AND ALL-DAY TOMORROW FOR GREAT SAVINGS ON THESE AND MANY OTHER

​Anncr: FANGTASTIC CANDIES.

​(SFX: ambient store sounds – beeping and chattering with low store music UP and OUT)

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